What is the cheapest date ever?

Drive in reverse trough the mcdrive, so the checkout is on her side.

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.