What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Why did the judge throw out Bram Stoker's lawsuit?

His accusations weren't backed up by vampirical evidence

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

Why do whites call it reverse racism?

because, only whites are racist.

What's matter in reverse?

Antimatter.

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.