What did you say?

Me: Judge Did you just reverse my sentence *Stage dives into cheering jury*

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

Reverse Jokes More Reverse Jokes

What do you call a troop of rabbits marching single-file in reverse?

A receding hare line.

What happened to your car?

SON: Transmission is shot. Reverse doesn't work. DAD: Well... SON: Don't- DAD: There's no going back now

Stage Jokes More Stage Jokes

Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Cheer Jokes More Cheer Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

How do you cheer up a brand new battery?

Remind him that he's full of untapped potential!

Dive Jokes More Dive Jokes

Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.