Backyard Jokes

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What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

What does Snoop Dogg keep in his backyard?

His garden hoes.

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture