What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Why are bats blind?

Well your eyesight wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all day would it

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Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

What do you call a black man in a tree?

Branch Manager

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What do you do if you see your stepmother hobbling around in the backyard?

Reload.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.