What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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Why do gingers hang out with black people?

Because gingers have no soul, and black people have too much!

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

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What is red and hangs around trees?

A baby hit by a snow blower

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.