What do you call an Irishman sitting in your Backyard?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Why do Irishmen hate Kia?

Because gingers don't have Souls.

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture