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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

How can you tell that the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling out of sides of his mouth.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you confuse a blonde?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at them.

What's the difference between a nail and a painting?

It only takes one nail to hang a painting.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What has 10 letters and starts with gas?

Automobile.

When did this start?

and the gentleman replies, "When did what start "

Port Jokes More Port Jokes

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Scandinavian Jokes More Scandinavian Jokes

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Battleship Jokes More Battleship Jokes

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.