Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

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What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

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What do Roseanne Barr and a battleship have in common?

A: They both need three tugs to get into their slips.

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.