Beak Jokes

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ?

A headbanger !