What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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Why'd the vulture check his bag?

The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

Whats the similarity between a reddit user and a vulture?

Both are dead inside.

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What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak