What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken attend the seance?

To get to the other side.

What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Why a fruit doesn't walk?

Because fruit flies

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"