What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ?

You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"

Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

Beak Jokes More Beak Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow