Child Support Jokes

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

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What does a pirate pay for his corn?

A buccaneer!

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids?

Child custardy

What's the best part of divorce?

Two Kwanzaas

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re