Child Support Jokes

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

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You pay up front for both and even if it's bad, you don't get a refund for either.

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GG.

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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His wife made sure he only came once a year.

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His mom got soul custody.

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With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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Why are envelopes and papers white?

Because blackmail is illegal.

How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.