Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did the double arm amputee unsubscribe from r/jokes?

He lost his sense of humerus.

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What's the funniest joke that doesn't reference itself?

Clearly not this one!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH