Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

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Why is it called the "funny bone" when you hit your elbow on something and it tingles?

Because it's humerus.

Why did the football player laugh when he broke his arm?

Because it was humerus.

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What is your funniest joke about the French?

Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits.

What do you get when you cross an oven with a car?

A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth.