Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

You might also enjoy:

Cha Ching Jokes More Cha Ching Jokes

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What profession was once highly respected, but is now a complete joke?

Nigerian Prince Thanks r/askreddit for the idea

Why do chinesse make such terrible Estate agents?

Because non of the customers are ever comfortable with the idea of buying a house with a Hawk in the closet.

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

Who's the fastest runner in the chinese olympic team?

Mr. Do Ping

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side?

A: She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.