Chinese Billionaire Jokes

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What did the chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

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What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha Ching!*

What do you call a rich Chinese?

Cha-Ching

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Where is it?

ME: I have no idea

What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?

HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle

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What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it