Why did the engineer buy a mattress?

To sleep under it

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Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

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Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market?

Because there are eyes everywhere!

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What time does an engineer set his alarm clock for?

Around Thevenin the morning

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Why is King Joffrey like a mattress?

Two twins make a King.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.