Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
Because Jesus saves.
No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Beer nuts are a dollar fifty. Deer nuts are always under a buck... I'll see myself out now.
When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan
because there is alot of sin going on.
