What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

Why do people say amen instead of awomen at church?

Because they sing hymns, not hers.

What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

What did the priest use to forgive the sinners that shot up his church?

A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why do mathematician never go to the beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan

What's the difference between Christianity and Judaism?

Christians pay for their sins