What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Forgive Jokes More Forgive Jokes

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.