Christmas Present Jokes

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Exceptionally Bad Dad Jokes: So frightfully awful.. yet wonderfully spiffing

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?

Elephanta Claus !

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.