Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What does a lion at the beach have in common with Christmas?

They both have Sandy Claws.

How do you know the Alphabet is celebrating Christmas?

When there is no "L" ("Noel")

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What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus?

Parkincense.

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.