Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do Jesus and your mom have in common?

They both got nailed all night.

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

How does Snoop Dogg prepare for Christmas?

he raps his presents

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Christmas Present Jokes More Christmas Present Jokes

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

Chemotherapy Jokes More Chemotherapy Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

August Jokes More August Jokes

What do you call a slow-learner born the beginning of August?

A leotard

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."