Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What did Santa say when he saw your mom, sister, and girlfriend all together in the same room?

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do rehab and the days after Christmas have in common?

Cold turkey

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What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

What's your favourite priest and a rabbi joke?

Been awhile since I've her some priest and a rabbi jokes. Hit me with your best one! Mine: a priest and a rabbi are waking down the street The priest asks " wanna screw some kids?" The rabbi replies "out if what?"

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."