Cobra Jokes

What is it called if someone wears your bra?

Cobra!!!

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How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

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What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

What did the bra say to the toupee?

You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Because B-shells were too small.

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Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.