Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ?

A petticoat !

Why did I wear no jeans today?

my supply was short.

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How can you make your d bigger?

CAPS LOCK

What do biology students do when they do poorly on a test?

They bio-D-grade.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.

Sea Shell Jokes More Sea Shell Jokes

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."

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Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.