Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why don't tortoises wear scarves?

They have turtlenecks

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

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What's the difference between a lady and a laddy?

The D

Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What do you call a greedy crab?

Shell fish......

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What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why does the little mermaid wear sea-shells?

She grew out of her b-shells

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.

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Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Why do mermaids wear sea shells?

Because D-shells are too big and B-shells are too small.