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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

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What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

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Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

Who ate all the crackers?

racist cannibal.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's the craziest type of bread?

Banana Nut Bread!

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.