Comatoast Jokes

What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

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What did the brain dead guy have for breakfast?

Comatoast!

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's burnt to a crisp and at the top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.