Well, we had to do something with the ovens.
Bread and Bakedfast!
One's inbred, the others in bread
Two, and often from the same person.
The gas bill was too high.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
She diabeetus!
Because she had a pun in the oven!