Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What did Jesus do to lose weight?

Crossfit

Why do people with heart disease always lose at poker?

They have to take ACE inhibitors.

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What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

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What did the management consultant think of his job?

It was the Bain of his existence.

How many bitter Hillary Clinton supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, we've decided to let a man do the job.

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

What did the man say after his wife was dragged off the beach by a seal?

Welp, seal ate her.