Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

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What does the arabs put in their Mexican food?

Allah-penos

What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.