Dancefloor Jokes

Who's the last one off the dancefloor?

The epileptic

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

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Why is it wrong to be on the left?

Because it's not right.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What gift do you want?

HUSBAND: "An English girl." After a month, wife returns.. HUSBAND: "Where is my gift " WIFE: "Wait for nine months!"

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill