Depresso Jokes

How do you feel when there's no coffee?

Depresso.

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

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What do you call an overweight star wars fanatic who drinks too much coffee?

Java the Hutt

Who reads the news AND makes coffee?

Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)

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Why do women have legs for?

To not leave a snail trail behind them.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical?

Because it feels like a wizard's sleave.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

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What do you call a sad coffee?

A depresso

What do you call sad coffee?

Despresso.