Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

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What's the best part about child molestation jokes?

You don't understand it until you're older!

What's the best part about dating a twin?

Nobody can judge you on your age difference.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

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How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

Why stop with two L's Lloyd?

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