Erupt Jokes

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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Why can't dormant volcanoes erupt?

They have eruptile dysfunction

What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

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What's the best part about golf?

It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.

What's the best part about abortions?

They never get old

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What Is Bluetooth ?

When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

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Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !

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Why didn't 2x befriend x2 ?

He had trouble integrating

Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.