Fashion Designer Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

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Why couldn't the anarchist draw a straight line?

He didn't have a ruler!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why should you never play Uno with a Mexican?

Because they'll steal all the green cards.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

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Why are prosthetic limbs so in fashion?

Anyone can pull them off

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model