Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why are crosses not in fashion?

They're too God-y

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

Uno Jokes More Uno Jokes

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card

Why is it impossible to play UNO with Mexicans?

Because they keep stealing all the green cards.

Hipster Jokes More Hipster Jokes

How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

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Why do the French always were white when pole vaulting?

So people can see them surrender from afar. Edit: wrong form of the form "wear"

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

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What do you call a drawing of Ketchup?

Sketchup

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.