Cardigan Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

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Why do lawyers wear neckties?

to keep their foreskins from creeping up.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

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What's the difference between Ozzy Osborne and Whitney Houston?

One plays hard rock, the other is rock hard.

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

How heavy is a hipster?

One thousand instagrams

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How do we confirm life on another planet?

If you find a rare Pepe drawn the disk.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!