Godfrey
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
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Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
He got a taste of religion.
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
A-pasta-ate.