How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How do you start an earthquake in East Africa?

Shake Djibouti.

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

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How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

How does god receive prayers?

knee-mail