How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

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What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Why can't Atheist solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)