What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

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Because it'll gobble up everything.

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I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

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Where will Miley Cyrus go when her showbiz career is over?

twerk

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Kilometrey Cyrus.

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What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

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What did the hoodrats have for thanksgiving dinner?

Twerkey

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What's the best part of having Miley Cyrus over for thanksgiving dinner?

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