What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

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What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

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Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

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What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

What do you call a bat in a hurry?

A racing club