What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

man-go juice!

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Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

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What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

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Why did the French milkman have to hurry?

He was running lait

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.