Gunman Jokes

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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Diet and exorcise.

How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

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What do you call an angry black man?

Typical. What do you call an angry white man? Active shooter.

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

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What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio