Why I gotta do it too?

Her: No I in team Me: Isn't 1 in diet either. Her: Yes there.. Me: I'm too hungry for your mindgames!

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

How many redditors it takes to change a lightbulb?

OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.

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Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

They might be cheetahs!

Why is an abortionist good to have on your team?

If you conceive something, they can execute it.

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What is the difference between rat poison and diet coke?

Diet coke has better advertising.

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock