Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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Why did the elephants go on a diet?

A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

Why are all early birds Catholics?

Protestant birds don't really want a Diet of Worms.

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Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!