Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What do you call a gunman who exercises?

An active shooter!

Why was the gunman on a diet?

Because he was still at large.