Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a stick with autism?

Autistic

What do you call four Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

quattro sink-o

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is it easier for women to shave "downstairs" than men?

They don't have to go through as many obsticles.

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.