How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

What's thr difference between the chinese and racism?

Racism has many faces.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

What does the German President wear?

Leader-hosen.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian?

The cauc.

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the model pee herself?

She was all dressed up with no place to go!

Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it