How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

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How do we know God isn't black?

Because then he would've said "I is who I is"

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's another word for a face tattoo?

An everlasting jobstopper.

Where have you been?

he asked. "To my mother-in-law's burial." "Then why the scratches on your face " "She kept resisting, that old fart."

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Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

How can you tell if a Mexican is feeling sad?

They're wearing a SOMBERERO

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea?

A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.