What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the marshmallow stuck to the tree?

It was taped.

What did the constipated maths teacher do when he got stuck?

got a pencil and worked it out.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What did the leopard say when it ate the man?

A: That hit the spot.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you get when you place a Russian leader on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz.

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Hmath Jokes More Hmath Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.