Humphrey Jokes

What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

Why didn't the armless man get the joke?

He just couldn't grasp it.

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What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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What are a school teachers 3 favorite words?

June, July, and August.

What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament?

Genesis 3.

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What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What's a camel?

A horse made by committee.