Humphrey.
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Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!
Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
A camel auto!
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
Shirley you can't be Sirius.
I like to be prepared.
