What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What was the last thing that went through Lady Diana's head, moments before the crash?

Car battery

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

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Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?

Chick to chick !

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Who did the ghost invite to his party?

Anyone he could dig up.

What do you call a dog who digs up ancient artifacts?

A Barkeologist.