Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."
ya'll watch this!
If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"
Just China be funny.
She remembers them by their last names.
Toilet trees.
A drizzley bear.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
They're usually only interest in you if you already have one.
Because loves digging up the past.
Because they love digging up the past.