What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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Why was the Easter Egg so happy?

He just got laid by some chick!

Why is it easy for chicks to talk ?

Because talk is cheep !

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

Why is the archaeologist depressed?

Some old stuff just got dug up