What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why ever not?

The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use?

Fi-Do!

What kind of cologne applies itself?

Elon Musk

Chick Jokes More Chick Jokes

Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies?

Chicks dig stars.

Dig Jokes More Dig Jokes

How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

Why are there so many women archeologists?

Because they love digging up the past.