When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like?

May Theforcebewithyou.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

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What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who?

Slaps person) we will ask the questions.

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Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."