Night Mare Jokes

What do you call a scary horse?

A night-mare.

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Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Saddle Jokes More Saddle Jokes

Who has a long nose wears a mask and sits tall in the saddle?

The Lone Aardvark!

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.