What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

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What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

What is the difference between light and hard?

Well, you can sleep with a light on.

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What do you call a depressed clementine on a late night walk?

A meanderin' orange.

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.