What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

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What does a Maple leaf fan do when they win the cup?

Turn off their console and go to sleep.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What do you call an american late night channel block dedicated to tsundere anime shows?

Tsunami

What does GOP mean?

GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y

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What happened when the bankrupt eastern european jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

Who's there ! Checkmate ! Checkmate who ?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank !