What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

Where can you find Jhene Aiko at Bed Peace?

At bed, blunt, and beyond. Bada tssss. I tried.

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ?

A Freudian Sleep.

How many ladies have you slept with?

she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you call a snake that's 3.14 metres long?

A thon

Wardrobe Jokes More Wardrobe Jokes

What's in the wardrobe?

Narnia business.

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.