Personal Trainer Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

Why did the accountant go crazy?

He started to hear invoices in his head.

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Why did the melon break up with her melon boyfriend?

He told her he *can't elope*.

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.