Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

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Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

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What do you say when a corrupt Soviet takes a bathroom break right before war?

Now you're just Stallin.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What do you say when you are trying to scare your girlfriend?

Boo bae! (Read aloud please)

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What's the difference between Batman, and a black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!

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Why can't the Muslim crossdresser feed his family?

He lost hijab.

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

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Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.