What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

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What do you call it when one piece of coal asks another piece of coal out to dinner?

Carbon dating.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position ?

the four hands (you dirty minds)

Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

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When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man