Pilgrim Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

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What dance did the Pilgrims do?

The Plymouth Rock.

What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?

Plymouth Rock

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What different about an American Christmas from a Spanish one?

Noel.

How far pregnant was the bride?

American: You English are insane Shotguns can't get pregnant

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit his job as a teacher?

He only had one pupil.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

Music Jokes More Music Jokes

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music?

Logarithms

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What is the most useless superpower?

America.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

What do you wear to dance the salsa?

Hot pants.

What do you call someone who can't dance?

A white guy.

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What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!

What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

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