Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's green and flies over Poland?

Snotzis.

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

What do you call seagulls during mating season?

relationshipgulls

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.