She only puckers up for her pacifier.
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Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
When their lips move
Sugar is on the lips. :-)
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
The teacher doesn't know a thing all she does is ask questions!
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).
Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo.
They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.
None they all stand around complementing it then get mad when it wont screw. Heard from my friend
Cowboom!